I have a type and it's actors over the age of 50.
- •Robert Downey Jr., 50I hate that I'm attracted to him.
- •Brad Pitt, 52the more wrinkles he gets, the more I want him.
- •John Stamos, 52my sexual awakening began at a very young age thanks to Uncle Jesse.
- •Johnny Depp, 52yes, even in this photo.
- •Steve Carell, 53I think he'd be really nice to me after.
- •George Clooney, 54I'm a basic bitch.
- •Colin Firth, 55he'll always be my Darcy.
- •Denzel Washington, 60I was nine years old when Remember The Titans came out so I was nine years old when I fell in love with Denzel.
- •Jeff Goldblum, 63this man is one year younger than my father. and yet.
- •Harrison Ford, 72there's just something about how shaky he's gotten over the last few years that really gets to me.
- •Robert De Niro, 72I have a complex.
- •Honorable mention: Idris Elba, 43I will always find an excuse to mention this man.