Things Tracy Jordan Saw/experienced Growing Up in the Projects
Tracy Jordan of 30 Rock has seen some shit.
- •Tracy slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs.
- •he watched a prostitute stab a clown.
- •his basketball hoop was a ribcage. A RIBCAGE.
- •some guy with dreads electrocuted Tracy's fish.
- •(he saw) a crackhead breastfeeding a rat.
- •(he saw) a homeless man cooking a hot pocket on the third rail of a G train.
- •(he saw) a blind guy bite a police horse.
- •a puppy committed suicide after he saw Tracy's bathroom.
- •Tracy once bit into a burrito and there was a child's shoe in it.
- •(he saw) a hooker eat a tire.
- •a pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's.
- •the sewer people stole Tracy's skateboard.
- •the projects Tracy lived in was named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time.
- •Tracy once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo—they were very drunk.