Things Tracy Jordan Saw/experienced Growing Up in the Projects

Tracy Jordan of 30 Rock has seen some shit.
  1. Tracy slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs.
  2. he watched a prostitute stab a clown.
  3. his basketball hoop was a ribcage. A RIBCAGE.
  4. some guy with dreads electrocuted Tracy's fish.
  5. (he saw) a crackhead breastfeeding a rat.
  6. (he saw) a homeless man cooking a hot pocket on the third rail of a G train.
  7. (he saw) a blind guy bite a police horse.
  8. a puppy committed suicide after he saw Tracy's bathroom.
  9. Tracy once bit into a burrito and there was a child's shoe in it.
  10. (he saw) a hooker eat a tire.
  11. a pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's.
  12. the sewer people stole Tracy's skateboard.
  13. the projects Tracy lived in was named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time.
  14. Tracy once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo—they were very drunk.