26TH BIRTHDAY LIST

My birthday is on Saturday (2/7). Start shopping.
  1. 1.
    Another season of The Comeback
    Lisa Kudrow and Dan Bucatinsky are geniuses and should keep making television forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...
  2. 2.
    For all of my friends and family to be happy, healthy and rich. But only rich enough to not have to worry about money but not too rich that they become uppity.
  3. 3.
    To have a phone that connects to whatever the Afterlife is
    My dad died when I was 14 and I just think it'd be chill to be able to talk to him. I could use his advice on stuff and he probably wants to know what happened on Lost.
  4. 4.
    This jacket
    Cause then I'll look like I belong in Dauntless and all the cool kids will think I'M cool but I won't care cause I'll be too busy wearing my coat and making out Theo James.
  5. 5.
    iPhone 6
  6. 6.
    More Dax Shepard/Kristen Bell Samsung commercials.
    I laughed, I cried. Those commercials didn't necessarily make me want to go out and buy Samsung products but they renewed my faith in marriage so...
  7. 7.
    The courage to begin taking more risks.
    This is mainly re: my career. I suffer from the whole "if I never try then I won't fail and then no one will be able to say I failed so ha!!" mentality and that has got-a-ta go.
  8. 8.
    For the Entourage movie to actually be awesome.
    OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH. Buh-bye haterz.
  9. 9.
    Fully realized Rocket Raccoon costume.
    I'm only 4'2 so imagine how adorable I would look wearing this every day and smart mouthing everyone I meet!!
  10. 10.
    Tarte Cheek Stain
    This stuff is what miracles are made of. @mia described it best when she said "I want to see my ex-boyfriends again and I want them to see me wearing this."