A DEFINITIVE RANKING OF THE GUYS IN SHANIA TWAIN'S "THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH"

  1. 3. "Okay, so you got a car" guy
    I've never gotten the car obsession thing. Sorry. I'm with Shania on this one. Like good for you, bb, but where does this leave us in the long run? And you're going to make me take off my shoes before I get in? BOY BYE.
  2. 2. "Okay, so you're a rocket scientist" guy
    WHY IS THIS A BAD THING?! He's literally a rocket scientist?! Job security!! AND your kids will probably be super smart too. However, if he's a douchebag about how smart he is, then no thanks. I'm literally right 100% of the time. There's no room for someone else to think they're correct.
  3. 1. "Okay, so you're Brad Pitt" guy
    REAL QUESTION: Is Shania actually talking to Brad Pitt or just a really good looking guy? And also, like, are we really about to turn down Brad Pitt? I mean, maybe pre-Aniston he was very into his looks, but it seems like he has his head on straight now. If it's not Brad and it's just some really good looking guy then PASS. Bring more to the table!