A LIST OF TERRIBLE AVENGERS PICK-UP LINES I JUST FOUND WHILE CLEANING MY ROOM
- •Are you the God of Thunder? Because I'm pretty sure you've made a storm start brewing in my pants.
- •I'm so good, Fury, that you'll go blind in both eyes.
- •Let me see if I can penetrate your SHIELD.
- •Your arrow can hit my bullseye anytime.
- •Are you a frost giant? Because you make me heart freeze.
- •Pretty soon I'm going to need an arc reactor with the way you make my heart race.
- •Leave your helmet on. I'm going to need something to hold onto.
- •I hope you have the energy of the Tesseract because we're gonna be going all night long.
- •I think I have something else the Hulk can smash.