A LIST OF TERRIBLE AVENGERS PICK-UP LINES I JUST FOUND WHILE CLEANING MY ROOM

  1. Are you the God of Thunder? Because I'm pretty sure you've made a storm start brewing in my pants.
  2. I'm so good, Fury, that you'll go blind in both eyes.
  3. Let me see if I can penetrate your SHIELD.
  4. Your arrow can hit my bullseye anytime.
  5. Are you a frost giant? Because you make me heart freeze.
  6. Pretty soon I'm going to need an arc reactor with the way you make my heart race.
  7. Leave your helmet on. I'm going to need something to hold onto.
  8. I hope you have the energy of the Tesseract because we're gonna be going all night long.
  9. I think I have something else the Hulk can smash.