A PRACTICE IN SELF CONTROL

  1. Not shaving my head like this
    @mia you better intervene in the next few days OR I'M GONNA DO IT
  2. Not unleashing the anger of Zeus on coworkers who make Bruce Jenner jokes
  3. Not only eating pasta, sushi, and ice cream for the rest of my life
  4. Not using money that should be for bills for a plane ticket to New York
  5. Not driving to the mall for the sole purpose of getting a soft pretzel