BEST PERFORMER ON FRIENDS OVERALL

I wrote this at 3 am last night. Drunk.
  1. David Schwimmer
  2. Yes, I'm okay with this decision.
  3. Wait...but like Lisa Kudrow was really good too.
  4. She was, but I mean...better than Schwimmer?
  5. She might be...
  6. Okay, fine. Kudrow. It's Lisa Kudrow.
  7. Okay, you're really going to make this list and forget about Matthew Perry?
  8. I mean, he was strong too.
  9. But you're fine with settling on Kudrow?
  10. I'm not settling. Perry was good, Schwimmer was strong, but Kudrow...I mean, c'mon.
  11. Could I BE anymore disappointed in this list?
  12. OKAY. Perry WAS the most consistently funny performer on the show. Both Kudrow and Schwimmer just hit their strides toward the later seasons.
  13. So we're throwing around the term "consistently funny" and Perry gets all the recognition but Aniston gets nothing?!
  14. Yes, I recognize that she took a character that should be wholly unlikable but made her endearing, I get that.
  15. Right, so...
  16. But does that earn her best performer?
  17. Speaking of unlikable characters...how has Cox not been mentioned?
  18. The competition is too strong! Cox was great, Perry was great, but Aniston...
  19. So we're going to just ignore the fact that LeBlanc hasn't even been mentioned and we're already over 10 bullets in?
  20. It's so much harder to play dumb. You gotta give LeBlanc credit here...
  21. But isn't it harder to make a pathetic character likable!? That brings us right back to Schwimmer!
  22. STOP IT. STOP. STOP MAKING ME CHOOSE. THEY'RE ALL AMAZING. BEST ENSEMBLE PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME, JUST LET ME LIVE.