CONFESSIONS

THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I SAID ALL I COULD SAY MY CHICK ON THE SIDE SAID SHE GOT ONE ON THE WAY thanks @joakes!
  1. I have seen every episode of Glee within 48 hours of their air time.
    For years I told no one that I watched the show.
  2. I have a bowl full of batteries that I don't know what to do with and I'm getting so tired of them that I just want to throw them out.
  3. I follow an instagram called "DILFS of Disneyland"
  4. One time, I was too lazy to change the channel or find something else to watch so I...ahem...pleasured myself to Last Week Tonight
    JOHN OLIVER IS CUTE OKAY?!
  5. I look at my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend's Instagram weekly
    I'm just really fascinated by who she is as a person because she seems to embody everything he hated about my personality.
  6. I've never done any drugs that weren't heavy painkillers or pot
    I saw coke for the first time 2 weeks ago and did NOT play it cool.
  7. I really want a Doctor Who tattoo and will probably be getting one in the next month.
  8. I worry that I'm going to become an alcoholic and wonder if I should just stop drinking now but I hate that idea which makes me scared I'm becoming an alcoholic etc.
    It's a vicious cycle. TOO REAL???
  9. I don't think I can ever bring myself to tell my best friend (who's married to a Greek Orthodox Priest) that I'm not sure I believe in God anymore.
  10. I've let a flirty relationship with a married man go ALMOST too far
    It didn't. But it was close.
  11. I think I have some deep rooted shit that I've never acknowledged or dealt with and I'm too scared to go to therapy and deal with it
  12. I think Jennifer Lawrence comes off as disingenuous
  13. I've read all 4 Twilight books. 😔
    I didn't like em but I read em
  14. Still haven't seen Boyhood
  15. If I were given the chance to be a mermaid but it meant I'd have to abandon this life, I'd really consider it.
  16. If I was given the chance to become a witch and go to Hogwarts but it meant I couldn't talk to my friends for 7 years, I would do it.
  17. I'd let my best friend shoot me in the leg for 10 million dollars.
    You better shoot me and then we can pay my medical bills and chill in our mansions with our pet tigers.