1. When people/websites abbreviate "Doctor Who" to "Dr. Who"
  2. When people tell me I would just "feel" better if my room was clean and organized.
    Listen, it's been 26 years. It ain't happening.
  3. Overuse of hair gel
  4. People who don't like tomatoes
    I feel like you're just being stubborn.
  5. My roommates constantly changing the shower head angle
  6. Sidney Crosby fans
  7. When motorcycles park in a spot and I don't see them right away.
    ESPECIALLY at Trader Joe's.
  8. "SNL isn't as good as it was 10 years ago!"
    People of varying ages always say this. They just want the cast the saw in high school back and are unwilling to give the new kids a chance.