EVIDENCE THAT I AM MORE RACCOON THAN HUMAN

  1. Dark circles under our eyes
  2. Only communicate through squeaks and screams
  3. I love to go through trash!
  4. Cute butt
  5. Both get stuck in things
  6. Sometimes, we are found in water.
  7. Who doesn't love camping?!
  8. Cute lil' paws
  9. We share an affinity for nature!
  10. Sneaky sneaks
  11. Big fans of eating what is essentially garbage
  12. I exclusively hang out with raccoons