Is my real life so insane that my brain is like "calm the fuck down!"? (No)
  1. Going into a T-Mobile and seeing if they could offer me a better plan than Verizon
  2. Waiting for an Uber
  3. A friend made me dinner and then we sat on a love seat and watched Pulp Fiction
  4. Looking for my keys
  5. A woman complimenting my glasses
  6. Saying hello to a man on the street