1. What happened to you?!!?!!!?
    Said with the utmost of concern
  2. She's so tiny!
    Going to assume that's about my weight
  3. Mommy, that's a little mommy!
    Nice try, kid, but I'm like 11
  4. Why is her butt so big but she's so small?!
    People pay trainers to look like this, okay
  5. You can come here by yourself?! I have to come with my mommy.
    Inside Starbucks