FUNNY WAYS MY FRIENDS HAVE DESCRIBED THE MEN I'VE BEN INTERESTED IN

  1. He pretty but he dumb.
  2. There's no brain activity behind those eyes.
  3. That doesn't look like him! That guy has sharp features...your guy is all....bulbous
  4. Oh, the dirty one?
  5. Why does he look so dirty?
  6. He's one missed shower away from looking like Jesus.
  7. He's not as hot as his brother. Why aren't you going after the brother?
  8. He looks like Dexter. He's going to murder you.
  9. He has the exact same hair Mad Max has in Beyond Thunderdome.
  10. Nice, but you'll be over him in a year.
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  11. Not good enough for you
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  12. Not the one
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