HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @MIA!! THINGS I WOULD GET MIA FOR HER BIRTHDAY IF I COULD.
Happy birthday! I love you! I'm sorry that Etsy doesn't sell any of these! @mia
- •A secret, unseen season of FriendsThis one is also a bit selfish.
- •A lifetime supply of Voluspa candlesI guess I could buy her one candle a month but MY GOD who has the time.
- •A time machine so she could hang out with Frank Sinatra and Marlon Brando.Maybe then she would shut up about them!!!!!! Jk
- •A phone with a camera that can actually take a good picture of the moon.One time, she stopped the car in the middle of the road to make sure I saw how pretty the moon was. She always tries to take pictures of it and they never come out as nice as she wants them to.
- •A sit down lunch at a diner with the cast of Seinfeld.I would attend as well. Jerry would then definitively say that I'm the George and Mia's the Jerry.
- •A promise that I would never put my mouth on a ketchup packet in her presence ever again.
- •A gift certificate that is good for one murder, committed by me, no expiration date.I feel like people would be a lot less likely to piss her off if they knew that at any moment, I could actually murder them.
- •A promise that my room and car will always be clean.Hahahahahaha