I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO CARE ABOUT

  1. St. Patrick's Day
    "Everyone is Irish today!" No. No I am not.
  2. 50 Shades of Grey
  3. Your crossfit workout
    I have friends who try to talk to me about this and I just...I just don't get it. "I had to do 5 double unders!" "Look at my calloused hands that bleed sometimes!" Ew no!!
  4. March Madness
  5. Peplum tops, rompers
    I'm sorry! They've just been around too long! Roll on!