1. Have the self-restraint to stop eating the entire box of Tagalongs
  2. Resist picking at scabs, zits etc.
    I'm a monster
  3. Get in and out of Target with only the item that they originally intended on purchasing
  4. Pace themselves when entire seasons of television shows are released
    Kimmy Schmidt wasn't a TV series to me as much as it was an 8 hour movie.
  5. Workout in the morning before work.
    Wha....how....are you robots??
  6. Actually take their clothes to be dry cleaned.
  7. Don't fall into hysterics and forget how to behave socially when someone says to them "I don't really watch TV".