I RESPECT PEOPLE WHO...
- •Have the self-restraint to stop eating the entire box of Tagalongs
- •Resist picking at scabs, zits etc.I'm a monster
- •Get in and out of Target with only the item that they originally intended on purchasing
- •Pace themselves when entire seasons of television shows are releasedKimmy Schmidt wasn't a TV series to me as much as it was an 8 hour movie.
- •Workout in the morning before work.Wha....how....are you robots??
- •Actually take their clothes to be dry cleaned.
- •Don't fall into hysterics and forget how to behave socially when someone says to them "I don't really watch TV".