IF TV SHOWS WERE CAPABLE OF PHYSICALLY TOUCHING YOU
This is a weird concept but sometimes I feel like watching your favorite TV shows is like receiving a really warm hug from a best friend.
- •FriendsFriends would hold your hand as you weave through a crowd of people you don't know at a party. Friends would let you rest your head on their shoulder after a long day. Friends would sit on your bed with you after a break-up and stroke your hair as you cried.
- •The OfficeThe Office would hold both of your hands as you dance to goofy music in your bedroom. The Office would tap you on the shoulder to whisper something funny in your ear in a big crowd of people. The Office would give you a piggy back ride back to the car if your feet hurt too much to walk.
- •Parks and RecParks and Rec would squeeze you tightly and never let go. Parks and Rec would intertwine their legs with yours during movie night on the couch. Parks and Rec would hold your hand at the top of a hill on a rollercoaster.
- •30 Rock30 Rock would high five you after a job well done. 30 Rock give you a hug after your boss/mother/friend yelled at you. 30 Rock would hold back your hair after you've been too drunk/had food poisoning.
- •Gilmore GirlsGilmore Girls would let you sit on their lap in a crowded car. Gilmore Girls would kiss you on the cheek for a prolonged amount of time in a photobooth. Gilmore Girls would let you sit on its shoulders for a game of Chicken in the pool.
- •Doctor WhoDoctor Who would pick you up and spin you every time it gave you a hug. Doctor Who would rest its head in your lap when you're at a picnic. Doctor Who would playfully bite your shoulder when it disagreed with you.
- •GirlsGirls would link its arm with yours as you walk down the street. Girls would grasp your shoulders and look you in the eye and tell you that you're worth it. Girls would push you onto the dance floor if you insisted you weren't going to dance.
- •House of CardsHouse of Cards would not touch you.
- •House of Cards: hard shove into oncoming train.
- •Orphan BlackSneak up behind you, stick a tongue in your ear and when you shivered, would mock you for being so sensitive.
- •TransparentGently strokes your hair while telling you it's all okay. Wraps its arms around your waist in pictures and rests its chin on your shoulder. Straightens your tie when it's crooked. (With help from @videodrew)
- •Game of ThronesWalk you down the aisle, give you the BIGGEST hug...and stick that knife directly between the third and fourth rib.
- •Transparent: Stroke your hair gently while you ugly cried into her lap.
- •Mad Men fucks you while dresses you up in mid century attireSuggested by @natasha
- •CheersEVERYBODY knows your name! NORM!Suggested by @dandylyons