IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE...
- •You will never be hired as an exterminator.
- •You may grow attached and not want to get rid of him. Now you have a pet mouse to take care of.
- •He's only going to take like 4 bites and then say he's "full".
- •You will have one less cookie and that is equal to hell.
- •He's going to tell all of his mouse friends that you're just giving it away for free. You will be liked but not respected by the mouse community.
- •He still won't love you.Suggested by @daniel