INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS I HAD AT DISNEY WORLD
- •How do Mermaids have sex? Is there just a lot of nipple play? Where do baby mermaids come from?
- •How many deaths occur due to falling off of magic carpets?
- •If Pinocchio were to perform cunnilingus, how many lies would be too many lies?
- •Would Miss Piggy have warts down there due to having sex with a frog?
- •The health inspector probably took away like 97 of the Dalmatians.
- •White supremacists probably burned down Tiana's restaurant at some point :(Louisiana in the 1930's...I mean...
- •Belle would probably be jailed for beastiality.Oh like they didn't at least TRY it before he was human.