INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS I HAD AT DISNEY WORLD

  1. How do Mermaids have sex? Is there just a lot of nipple play? Where do baby mermaids come from?
  2. How many deaths occur due to falling off of magic carpets?
  3. If Pinocchio were to perform cunnilingus, how many lies would be too many lies?
  4. Would Miss Piggy have warts down there due to having sex with a frog?
  5. The health inspector probably took away like 97 of the Dalmatians.
  6. White supremacists probably burned down Tiana's restaurant at some point :(
    Louisiana in the 1930's...I mean...
  7. Belle would probably be jailed for beastiality.
    Oh like they didn't at least TRY it before he was human.