IRRATIONAL THOUGHTS I HAVE EVERY 28 DAYS

  1. They hate me. They all hate me. Everyone. They're talking about me and they hate me. My body hates me. My emotions hate me. I'M BURNING THIS CITY DOWN.
  2. I am woman and from my body comes life! WORSHIP ME AND MY SISTERS.
    This isn't so irrational.
  3. I think I could really pull off shaving the side of my head.
  4. I should have a baby!
  5. I should adopt a dog!
    Actually followed through on this one.
  6. Why does no one feel bad for the Baroness in The Sound of Music?
  7. I love my body!
  8. I hate my body!
  9. Does Beyoncé have to deal with this? Does Meryl? I guess Meryl probably not anymore, that lucky bitc---queen. Margaret Thatcher was probably a terror during this time.