IRRATIONAL THOUGHTS I HAVE EVERY 28 DAYS
- •They hate me. They all hate me. Everyone. They're talking about me and they hate me. My body hates me. My emotions hate me. I'M BURNING THIS CITY DOWN.
- •I am woman and from my body comes life! WORSHIP ME AND MY SISTERS.This isn't so irrational.
- •I think I could really pull off shaving the side of my head.
- •I should have a baby!
- •I should adopt a dog!Actually followed through on this one.
- •Why does no one feel bad for the Baroness in The Sound of Music?
- •I love my body!
- •I hate my body!
- •Does Beyoncé have to deal with this? Does Meryl? I guess Meryl probably not anymore, that lucky bitc---queen. Margaret Thatcher was probably a terror during this time.