PEOPLE AT THE GLENDALE DMV RIGHT NOW
- •The really cute 5ish year old girl I sat next to on purpose because she she had a Frozen shirt on and I was hoping we could talk about it.We did. We both agreed Hans was terrible.
- •The guy in the seat in front of me with beautiful eyes.His sneakers are really clean though. Like creepy clean.
- •The baby crying.Me too, baby. Me too.
- •The Australian lady who asked me for a pen and then called me "love" when she gave it back to me.
- •The perky girl who came in here in her workout clothes and seems to think this will all go by quickly.Hahahahaha
- •The beleaguered security guard.Why are you so beleaguered?! Are a lot of people posing security threats here?
- •The teenage couple holding hands and smiling.Fuck you guys. No one is allowed to be happy here.
- •And literally like 200,000 more but they called my number so BYEEEEEE BITCHES.