POSSIBLE TITLES FOR MY INEVITABLE MEMOIR

  1. I Worked Out Once, Now Where is My Beach Body?
  2. My Bad
  3. Low Battery: 20% of Battery Remaining
  4. Can I Get a Medium Iced Coffee with Non-Fat Milk and Two Pumps of Hazelnut...Please
  5. Adding Peanut Butter to Every Meal
    This is more of a cookbook but I'm sure that will follow the mem
  6. Can I Pet Your Dog?
  7. How to Ensure Your Room is Always a Mess
    This is more of a how to, but that will obvi come after the success of my mem and cookbook
  8. Should I Get Bangs?
  9. Bangs Were a Mistake
    The sequel to "Should I Get Bangs?"
  10. 👻
  11. Food?