QUESTIONS I TEXTED MY MOM TODAY EVEN THOUGH SHE'S 2000 MILES AWAY
I'm sick 🤒😨
- •Should I go to the doctor?She can't see me.
- •Do you think I can have some Gatorade?She literally cannot see me and can't make a judgement call.
- •Do you think it's the flu or food poisoning?Again, she has no way to tell this as she is 2000 miles away.
- •I haven't thrown up in 2 hours. Do you think it's stopping?Oh right, I forgot about Mom's pretend medical degree.
- •Is it safe to have a piece of toast?She literally has NO WAY TO TELL THIS.
- •I'm a giant baby when I get sick. 🤒