I'm sick 🤒😨
  1. Should I go to the doctor?
    She can't see me.
  2. Do you think I can have some Gatorade?
    She literally cannot see me and can't make a judgement call.
  3. Do you think it's the flu or food poisoning?
    Again, she has no way to tell this as she is 2000 miles away.
  4. I haven't thrown up in 2 hours. Do you think it's stopping?
    Oh right, I forgot about Mom's pretend medical degree.
  5. Is it safe to have a piece of toast?
    She literally has NO WAY TO TELL THIS.
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  7. I'm a giant baby when I get sick. 🤒