QUOTES FROM MY FAVORITE 5 YEAR OLD TODAY
He's big into toilet humor.
- •I've been babysitting Dash for three years. His parents got divorced two years ago and he's handled it so well. He's the only kid I'll watch even when I don't need the money.This was us two years ago about to go HAM at the park.
- •"Why are you being funny?"I WAS BORN THIS WAY, KID
- •"Your boobies are bigger than Mommy's."
- •"Which one do you have to do?"When he was waiting for me outside the bathroom.
- •"You're a stinky skunk!"
- •"My stomach hurts because it's pulling out the poops."
- •"I like the songs Kanye sings before he went crazy."
- •"What are you farting on about?"He meant what are you talking about.
- •Bonus: Us trying to recreate the mirror picture. He did not comply.
- •Double bonus: there's a video on my Instagram of Dash rapping his favorite Kanye lyrics.