REASONS PIE SUCKS
It's THE WORST. Pecan pie doesn't count.
- •Warm fruitFruit should either be cold or room temperature! Warm fruit I what I assume Satan likes because he lives in hell and fruit in hell must be warm so warm fruit=hell
- •The syrupy stuff in the fruitWHAT EVEN IS THAT?! This is what happens when fruit gets warm and you mix it with sugar. Disgusting.
- •Dry crustNothing to add here.
- •Fruit isn't a dessertIf fruit was a dessert, it wouldn't be in it's own section on the food pyramid. You're not fooling me.
- •It's all garbage
- •Rarely does it contain chocolateAnd even when it does, it's a weird whipped chocolate bullshit. PASS.