RIDICULOUS LINES ON "EMPIRE"

It's just...so good.
  1. "I never let anything come between a friendship...except a bullet."
    How often is this happening to you, Lucious?!
  2. "His dad used to rap him all your songs before bed."
    But why?
  3. "Your girlfriend has a girlfriend. Add it up. What does that mean? Two girlfriends! It's a mathematician's dream! It's trigonometry!"
    Listen, I was terrible at math in school but I'm pretty sure simple addition does not trigonometry make.
  4. "You want Cookie's nookie? Ditch the bitch."
    A double rhyme?! Does it get any better?!!!