SECRET SINGLE BEHAVIORS
There's an episode of Sex and the City where Carrie and the girls talk about the little things they do when they're alone. Here are mine.
- •If I'm out of clean glasses, I'll pour my wine in an empty water bottle. Like we're talking Fiji/Arrowhead type of water bottles.It's also handy because they're much harder to spill.
- •Cry really hard and take a picture to send to my friends.I have this weird thing where when I'm sobbing, I always have to look in a mirror for like 10 seconds. I've done it since I was very young. Extremely narcissistic.
- •Put a heaping scoop of peanut butter on a spoon and dip almonds into it and then look at mythology based tumblr graphics.Poseidon.
- •Cannot convey how much I love these.Freyja.
- •I could go on.Hera.
- •Fall asleep to Parks and Rec, The Office or 30 Rock.It's gotten to a point where I have a hard time falling asleep without the sound. It's gotta be a show I'm so familiar with that I don't care enough to fight to stay awake.
- •Google pictures of men I find attractive from when they were in high schoolThey're so adorable!
- •Find animal doppelgängers for all of my friends and then proceed to make a collage of them.It's a gift.