SELECTIONS FROM MY MIDDLE SCHOOL DIARY

I'm visiting home and just found it.
  1. "I need to turn on the flirt alert."
  2. "I'm watching Cheers. Woody and Sam are HOT! Woody is really muscular."
  3. "...as you can tell, we are UPPSESSED with Backstreet Boys."
  4. " @mia asked me on AOL if I liked Steve and I lied. I said "no, y?"
  5. "I could kill my mom. I just got Sims Hot Date but she will only let me play on the computer for an hour!!"
  6. "Mike dumped Laura today b/c she didn't go upstairs during MY PLAY to make out with him!! Can you believe that?"
  7. "He was 14 and had cornrows and was totally hot."