TEXTS I WISH I COULD SEND
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE
- •TEXT ME BACK, DUMBASS
- •So like, we're gonna bang again, right?
- •Listen homie, we banged once and I really don't feel like doing it again. Ever. So please just stop...everything.
- •I don't care about crossfit and I don't know the terminology, so should I be impressed by your stats that you insist on sending me? Better yet, can you stop talking to me about your crossfit workout???
- •Can you send me pictures of your dog every day?
- •Can you send me pictures of your baby every day?
- •Does she know about me?
- •If you use the hashtag "swolemate" one more time, I'm going to key your car.
- •Aunt Carol, I love you but emailing me once every two hours does not make me want to call you more.
- •If you ever cheat on her, I swear to god, I will burn your house down. And laugh. And I will go to jail and it will be worth it.
- •Yes, it's New Years/Christmas/Thanksgiving, one-time friend from high school. Thank you for the mass text ever year. Please delete my number.Suggested by @Nicholas