THE MOST JENNA MARONEY-ESQUE THINGS I'VE SAID OUT LOUD TO OTHER HUMANS
AKA I'm a monster
- •"No, I'm sorry, but their baby is not cute AT ALL."
- •"A part of me really wants appendicitis because then you get like two weeks of sympathy and attention and then you're totally fine."
- •"He's black, Jewish, he lived in England for a long time, and his dad is still alive. We're basically opposites, I'm pretty sure he's my soulmate."
- •"I mean, I'm happy that there's like another hot girl on set because then some of the pressure is off of me."
- •"He keeps telling me he wants to meet all of my gay friends but I don't know how to tell him that they have like REALLY high standards."
- •"I made out with him because he said he had a Bentley and then when he went to pay the tab, I just Irish goodbyed my way into a cab"
- •And the worst thing I've ever said in my entire life....
- •"No, I fucking hated Lucy. I think she was faking some of it."About a girl who was in elementary school with @mia and I. She was in a car accident in 4th grade and had to use a brace and a walker and oh my god I'm going to hell.