THINGS A CONSERVATIVE JUST SAID TO ME WHEN I SAID I WAS EXCITED ABOUT HILLARY

  1. "Oh, really? You like her? Why don't you tell me what you know about her?"
    The condescension was palpable and I almost vomited.
  2. "Yeah, but I'll tell you this, my brother is gay and even he is a conservative."
    OKAY?!!!?!!???????
  3. "You're only going to vote for her because she's a woman."
  4. "She'll win because that's how Obama won. Black people only voted for him because he was black."
  5. "I'm sure your gay friends mean a lot to you, but he's my brother so I think that means more."
    I will literally rip your eyes from your skull, bb.
  6. ...and that's when I walked away.