THINGS I'D PROBABLY RATHER WATCH ON SUPERBOWL SUNDAY

On a TV or in real life...
  1. A porn where both participants are 70+
  2. My current crush make out with my high school nemesis
  3. A community theatre production of "Les Mis" starring Puck from Real World.
  4. Water boil. Paint dry.
  5. My mom attempt to sort out any problem with computers.
  6. An entire episode of The Big Bang Theory.