THINGS I WANT BUT DON'T REALLY *WANT*

  1. A mugshot
  2. A baby
    Right now, that is.
  3. A waterbed
  4. A nemesis
  5. A pet tiger
  6. A shaved head
  7. A sequel to "We're the Millers"
  8. A long lost sibling
  9. A painting by George W. Bush