THINGS I WORRY ABOUT BEFORE BED

  1. Should I wash my face?
  2. I already brushed my teeth. Why didn't I just wash my face while I was in there?
  3. Make sure alarm is set for AM, make sure alarm is set for AM, make sure alarm is set for AM.
  4. If I set my alarm for an hour earlier, I could go for a run.
  5. Will I actually go for a run or will I sit in bed and watch an episode of House of Cards until I'm forced to get up?
  6. If I watch House of Cards to start my day though, I'm going to spend all day thinking everyone is out to backstab me.
  7. Would probably be better to start the day with Parks and Rec.
  8. Better set my alarm for an hour earlier to watch episodes of Parks and Rec I've already seen at least 4 times.
  9. Dammit, alarm was set for PM.
  10. Don't dream about spiders or loved ones dying. Don't dream about bugs. Stop thinking about bugs, you idiot.