THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE BIKINI SHOPPING
Sometimes big boobs are just THE WORST.
- •Too small, too small, too small
- •Okay WHO is this made for?!
- •Okay but will this stay on my boobs when I inevitably say "watch me cannonball!"
- •Is everyone going to call me out on this being a Triangl knockoff?
- •I should probably just buy a Triangl bathing suit
- •This doesn't even cover half of my butt
- •What if the bottoms tie on both sides and I don't tie them tight enough
- •I still have the fear of someone trying to untie the top of my bathing suit (thanks, middle school)
- •Ugh remember that bathing suit I had sophomore year of high school? Where did that go?
- •Goodwill, it went to goodwill. It would not fit you anymore.
- •Okay maybe this one will fit if I just move this that way and then nope now you can see my nipple
- •Suck in, suck in, suck in
- •This pattern is so cute! Why are there only bottoms for this? GOD DAMMIT
- •Fuck it, I'm just going to buy this black one.
- •Order online and try at home!!! Places like Norma Kamali let u order a bunch and returnSuggested by @sarahschussheim