TIMES WHEN I HAVE BEEN PARTICULARLY CLUMSY
aka evidence of how I earned the nickname "Splatter".
- •When I fell off a barstool (sober) and my chin split open plus a fun concussion.
- •When I was cutting an avocado and the knife went through my hand.
- •When I tripped and fell and my face hit a table.
- •When I tripped over the only wet part of the floor and knocked over the wet floor sign.
- •When I was holding a bouquet of dandelions and tripped and it was caught on camera.
- •When I broke our entertainment unit in college.
- •When I knocked a plate of sushi on the ground.
- •When I attempted to get off of a chair like a normal human and failed.
- •When I dropped an entire jar of salsa on the ground after Nick said "Hollis, don't drop the salsa."