aka evidence of how I earned the nickname "Splatter".
  1. When I fell off a barstool (sober) and my chin split open plus a fun concussion.
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  2. When I was cutting an avocado and the knife went through my hand.
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  3. When I tripped and fell and my face hit a table.
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  4. When I tripped over the only wet part of the floor and knocked over the wet floor sign.
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  5. When I was holding a bouquet of dandelions and tripped and it was caught on camera.
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  6. When I broke our entertainment unit in college.
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  7. When I knocked a plate of sushi on the ground.
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  8. When I attempted to get off of a chair like a normal human and failed.
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  9. When I dropped an entire jar of salsa on the ground after Nick said "Hollis, don't drop the salsa."
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