1. Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.
    Steve Carell, The Office
  2. The G Train, Nermal!!! THE G TRAIN!
    Tracy Morgan, 30 Rock
  3. I'm trying to get a little squirrel to come over to me here. I don't wanna make any big, sudden movements!!
    Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Seinfeld
  4. Everybody pants now! Pants, pants pants...
    Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
  5. It must be the pressure of entertaining.
    David Schwimmer, Friends
  6. There's no bar? No wonder people hate hospitals! (Cackles for 10 seconds)
    Jessica Walters, Arrested Development
  7. I think you sound like an angel and everyone else sounds like deeeemons.
    Aziz Ansari, Parks and Recreation
  8. Noooo, Stanley, you're gonna live forever.
    BJ Novak, The Office
  9. And then meat cat flies off on his..um...skateboard.
    Tina Fey, 30 Rock
  10. Oh my god, Jessica, did you just fart?!
    Mindy Kaling, The Office