WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT...

  1. Dogs > Cats
  2. CVS > Rite Aid
  3. Coffee > Tea
  4. Tupac > Biggie
  5. Coke > Pepsi
  6. Britney > Christina
  7. *NSYNC > Backstreet Boys
  8. Arclight > AMC
  9. Waze > Google Maps
  10. Verizon > ATT
  11. 🐯 > 🐅
  12. Text > Email