Things I've Done While Waiting for the Mail Woman

I didn't want to go home and come back so I waited for the mail woman to finish her duties
  1. Texted my husband to tell him I am waiting at the mailbox.
  2. Got mad when she took to long
  3. Took a selfie of me mad and her taking her sweet ass time distributing the mail
  4. Realized how much time I wasted waiting for the mail.
  5. Finally got my mail.