The Worst Things In The World
According to me, a person who's never done taxes before.
- •The suggestion of a fart that proves to be nothing.
- •When the first word in a text from your parent is you name followed by an explanation point!
- •Dropping something under your bed.
- •Running out of water when you're tucked cozily in your blankets/pillow cocoon and 3/4 asleep.
- •When your friend ignores you for other people and you don't know why because you're the coolest cat out there.
- •Waking up.
- •When you realize you've drank too much and need to be grounded but you're an adult now.
- •When you hear the "sent" tone for a confrontational text
- •When wake up feeling fine then slowly ease into a 24-hour hangover
- •Remembering you're going to be responsible for your taxes one day.