1. The time I bought a gorgeous piece of office decor from Wayfair and immediately realized I have no place, nor need or even use, for it.
  2. The time I hiked a 1.5 mile beginner trail in the Blue Ridge mountains on my honeymoon and it became a triumph of will over body and spirit.
  3. The time an acquaintance said, "ya know that smell crack leaves in your car?" and I said, "yes."
  4. The time I walked in a newly constructed parking lot from my car to my first day on a new job and stepped on a dirt median, only to sink up to my knee in mud and, instead of backing out and keeping the other leg clean, I stepped forward and sunk my other leg knee-deep in mud.