FICTIONAL TORTURED/MISUNDERSTOOD MEN I HAVE DAYDREAMED ABOUT MARRYING

  1. 1.
    Rust Cohle (True Detective, Season 1) • He sleeps on a mattress in his living room, he's a detective genius, and he has a substance abuse problem. Need I say more?
  2. 2.
    Luke Danes (Gilmore Girls) • Owns a diner, wears a lot of flannel, hard exterior with a sensitive side, deals with Lorelai and Rory's shenanigans... What a babe.
  3. 3.
    Adam Sackler (Girls) • The HBO, NYC version of Luke. Slightly harder to understand emotionally but looks beautiful when sweating and seems like the type who would be spontaneous with me when I'm in the mood for that every 2-3 years.
  4. 4.
    Doug Stamper (House of Cards) • No one ever agrees with me on this but the heart wants what it wants and that's all I have to say about it.