A HATE STORY
A weird little tale.
- •In 6th grade, I was living in Southern CA.A sunny place. Not too far from Disneyland. We went there fairly often- it was way cheaper back in the day, and hey, 20 min drive, so, cool.
- •For 6th grade graduation, our school trip was going to be a day at Disneyland!It was going to be SO RAD to go with friends, not like, a single friend or maybe two and a parent. The whole class! Shenanigans on a grand scale!!
- •But one day...(You knew something had to be up...)
- •This kid. Joe. A real piece of work.The one who could not NOT be a rude douchcanoe every chance he got. To anyone, for no reason at all. That guy.
- •Picks a fight at lunch. Right in the middle of the cafeteria, over...nothing?With a lunk-ish but generally nice enough kid who had a lot of similar friends. Yes, they went on to form our high school football team, why do you ask?
- •Which erupted into a damn brawl.Every girl in the class scattered while nearly every boy in our class got sucked into the tornado of mostly-ineffectual kicking, punching, and (lots of) yelling.
- •The teachers and vice principal broke it up.Sent us back to our classrooms to sit with heads on desks to await our fate.
- •They called us out together and revealed our punishment:Class dance: cancelled. Field day: cancelled. Some other miscellaneous items: cancelled, but could be redeemed with Good Behavior...
- •DISNEYLAND: CANCELLED 😳No option for redemption. And we all knew: it was Joe's fault. Joe became anathema.
- •Souls crushed, we soldiered on. 😜Went on to 7th grade. The kid vanished, and even I, a quiet nerd who didn't stand out but had been selected a few times for his harassment, was glad for it.
- •Then one day...Much, much later.
- •Readin' the news online.Doot de do. (There's internets now!)
- •That icky Girls Gone Wild video thing apparently was the spawn of one guy?And he's in like, a buttload of trouble. (Not exactly surprising, tho. 🙄 Because, ew.)
- •Wait.It couldn't be...? Of COURSE it could though...
- •Google positively confirms...JOE FUCKING FRANCIS THAT GOT OUR DISNEYLAND TRIP CANCELLED GREW UP TO BE A SCUZZY GARBAGE HEAP WHO ASSAULTS WOMEN AND SOLICITS UNDERAGE GIRLS UNDER THE FLIMSY GUISE OF "SHE SAID SHE WAS 18."
- •*click* (That's the sound of the universe just ~making so much sense~.)Yeah, sounds 100% on target, tbh.
- •I guess he has an extradition warrant out on some federal charges now?
- •Go to hell, Joe. ☠️🖕🏼🔥And not *just* for the Disneyland thing. 💩