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- 1.Because your mom is still funny.
- •When someone says, "Hey, what's up?" and you reply, "Pretty good."
- •When you're the only person singing along with the song that's playing and then you fuck up the lyrics.
- •When your phone inexplicably begins to ignore your settings despite the fact that, according to its own display, you have not changed them.