Instagram Captions I'll Never Need

  1. If I ever met Quentin Tarantino:
    Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit!
  2. If I go to NYC (specifically Time Square)
    Here it is. Times Square. Most people come to New York and go straight to the Empire State Building. That's very touristy. I come here. (The Office)
  3. If I go to NYC pt. 2:
    New York is like Scranton on acid
  4. Seeing a mini horse
    I met Lil Sebastian at the Pawnee Harvest Festival
  5. If I ever go to Albuquerque, NM
    Yo yo yo. 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, what up, biatch?!
  6. If I ever go to Paris
    You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?