Instagram Captions I'll Never Need
- •If I go to NYC (specifically Time Square)Here it is. Times Square. Most people come to New York and go straight to the Empire State Building. That's very touristy. I come here. (The Office)
- •If I go to NYC pt. 2:New York is like Scranton on acid
- •Seeing a mini horseI met Lil Sebastian at the Pawnee Harvest Festival
- •If I ever go to Albuquerque, NMYo yo yo. 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, what up, biatch?!
- •If I ever go to ParisYou know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
- •Someone's graduation“May your hats fly as high as your dreams”