THINGS WE FOUND WHEN WE DRAINED THE SWAMP

  1. Some old tires
  2. An extra set of house keys
  3. Existential dread
  4. Alligator bones
  5. Copy of the Constitution, obscured by massive amount of dick drawings
  6. Shattered taco truck dreams
  7. Whole lotta guns
  8. Steve Bannon, just chillin'
  9. An alarming number of press passes
  10. Custom made white inaugural pantsuit with the tags still on
  11. No one in the EPA to stop us
  12. Just another swamp, but way more racist