INTERNAL QUESTIONS/COMMENTS WHILE WAITING IN THE GROCERY LINE

  1. "Wow, Kim Kardashian is pregnant again?"
  2. "When did Kim Kardashian have her kid?"
  3. "That candy bar looks good."
  4. "This guys is taking soooo long, by the time I get home I won't be able to get through 1 season of Entourage without falling asleep."
  5. "Did I leave my straightener on?"
  6. "I wonder if Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis go grocery shopping together and call each other Jackie and Kelso to be low key."
  7. *throws Chapstick onto conveyor belt*