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Most of the time sexting is great for dudes but cumbersome for chicks. Here are some of the things I've been doing while you are jerking off.
  1. Shopping. Online or actually in a store
  2. Cleaning toilets
  3. Moving a BBQ and patio furniture from my backyard to the front for bulk trash pick up day.
    This was a challenging one. That BBQ was heavy!
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Shit that is irrational to be annoyed with, but I'm still annoyed.
  1. Not being able to check into your hotel, even if you arrive before the early-bird check in time.
    Why aren't you prepared to accommodate me arriving earlier than I'm supposed to. Irrational.
  2. Flight delayed at the gate for mechanical issues.
    I still want to leave on time even if I might die because equipment isn't working properly. Irrational.
  3. Connecting rooms.
    That layer of missing insulation makes a difference. I don't want to hear your kids.
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  1. Graceland Jumpsuit City USA
  2. First female Ghostbuster 1989
  3. My dating pool
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movies or shows that everyone has seen but me
  1. The Godfather (all of them)
  2. Casablanca
  3. West Wing
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There are just some actors who are great in interviews, social media and *seem* awesome in life but just don't do it for me when they are actually doing their job.
  1. Seth Rogan