THINGS THEY SAY TO GET YOU OFF THE PLANE
- •There's a flat tire.
- •Captain has food poisoning.
- •There's some...thing on the wing. Something...on the wing.
- •We're missing an engine.
- •No more drinks left!
- •Since refueling, there is a strong smell of gasoline in the cabin.
- •After waking from a dream, someone shouts "qu'est ce Se? The planes gonna explode!"