THINGS THEY SAY TO GET YOU OFF THE PLANE

Suggestions welcome!
  1. There's a flat tire.
  2. Captain has food poisoning.
  3. There's some...thing on the wing. Something...on the wing.
  4. We're missing an engine.
  5. No more drinks left!
  6. Since refueling, there is a strong smell of gasoline in the cabin.
  7. After waking from a dream, someone shouts "qu'est ce Se? The planes gonna explode!"