PAPER CRITIQUES THAT I'VE ALSO MASTURBATED TO

Some critiques I've gotten on papers that have also informed me sexually.
  1. "Don't use exclamation points. Explain. Don't enthuse. "
  2. "This is almost an A paper. A-."
  3. "I like your argument, but..."
  4. "There could be more here."
  5. Just "More."
  6. "Poorly expressed"
  7. "Alright..."
  8. "This is where you lose me."
  9. "No!"
  10. "Weak"
  11. Just "?"
  12. "Not quite..."
  13. "O.K."
  14. "Comma splice"